How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your p o is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
01-30-07 7:24 PM
i so d this!!!!! especially the question abt the abc song and twinkle twinkle!!!
Baltazar
02-05-07 3:32 AM
Can you cry under water? Not at will, but it is possible.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Global influence
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? That is a non-sequitor. Money doesn't grow on banks either.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?[ Not all sandwich meats are made specifically for one type of bread. Bread is not perfectly square either but rounded on the sides. Meat does not have to fit in perfectly in shape with the bread either.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? I don't know. i've never really heard the "penny for your thoughts." A quick google should answer that though.
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? clothing is tangible material. Your physical body does not go to heaven.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? I don't know. It's easier to manufacture I guess.
What disease did cured ham actually have? "Cured" in that sense does not mean to restore to health. it means to preserve a meat by smoking or salting it.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? I don't know.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Babies only wake up if there are loud noises. Otherwise, they sleep very peacefully.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? No.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? I don't know. Just idioms I guess.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Not the ground, but very far into the distance, like scenery and nature.
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Same reason why all the Miss Universe contestants are from Earth.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. No, not all the time. And they probably have to take care of other stuff too.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 911
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? because "pants" comes from "pant" meaning covering just one leg, whereas "bra" comes from "brassiere" treated as a singular entity to support the breasts.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? And what effect would literate people get from it?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? So you can toast a pizza in there too.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? There are lights in both.
When your p o is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Pictures usually want to be caught p ogenically.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? To pass the time.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? yes but only if there are other people in it.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? That would ruin the point of having the show.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Pluto is a pet, not a humanoid.
What do you call male ballerinas? Ballerino, though rare.
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? I don't know. probably.
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? He wants revenge not dinner.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? I don't know but not from babies
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Different origins. Electricity was derived from electrons. Morality comes from the latin moralis and moron comes from the Greek moronos
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? It's not operated by a mouse, and it's not a trap.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yes and also "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and "Ah Vous Dirai-je, Maman."
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I didn't.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? no.
emily
02-13-07 1:55 PM
Baltazar it's a joke lighten up!
Baltazar
02-15-07 3:13 PM
I was joking too.
emily
02-17-07 12:46 PM
ohh sorry. thats me acting up agian. forgive me?
Brandon
03-13-07 9:14 PM
you kinda sorta completely ruined it
Ryan
08-21-08 1:08 AM
The two cents/penny for your thoughts thing: since you put in your thoughts yourself, you have to pay the conversation entry fee of an extra cent!
Lindsay
09-28-08 5:17 PM
Some of Baltazar's answers were kinda ny. I enjoyed reading that.
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o is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
d this!!!!! especially the question abt the abc song and twinkle twinkle!!! 
ny. I enjoyed reading that.