A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a test kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll provide support.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"Then you try again."
Jennifer-Louise
06-01-06 3:01 PM
thats ny i like that one .
Cassie
12-22-06 2:10 PM
OMG!!! that is totally what my dad would say!! .......hes all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Cassandra
04-11-07 7:57 PM
This is one massed up father to have, Why would some one want there child to have a baby for an old man?
ل ameo♀♂
04-11-07 9:10 PM
^^ It was one of those things... um, what's it called again? Oh yeah, that's right, A J E!
Lindsay
01-29-08 11:46 PM
It's kinda ny, but still pretty messed up. I couldn't imagine any real father saying that.
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ny i like that one .
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