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Fruit of the Looms are NOT sexy
This happened when I was 15 years old. I was hanging out with my friend Adam. We were at his apartment. He lives on the first floor and his apartment has this sliding glass door that leads out to a big open grassy area with a dry creek bed running through the center and more apartments on the other side of the creek.
We were in the grassy area throwing a football around. It was kind of hot so I took off my t-shirt, so I was only wearing a wifebeater and gym shorts. At one point, some girls were out on the balcony of their apartment and I snuck up behind Adam and pantsed him. He was wearing Spongebob boxers. It was so funny and he was so embarrassed. A while later, the ball went under the fence that surrounds the creek (like a safety fence). I got on my stomach and crawled halfway under the fence. Next thing I know, Adam pulled my shorts all the way down. I was barefoot so he was able to take my shorts completely off. I got up just in time to see him throw my shorts up onto the balcony of the apartment above his and then run into his apartment and lock the sliding door. The worst part was that it was almost laundry day so I was out of boxers. I was wearing my tighty whities. I was so embarrassed. I started pounding on the door, yelling at him to let me in, but I didn't want to shout too loud because I didn't want to "attract attention." Adam was laughing his butt off. His mom wasn't home, so I was stuck. I told him to open the door but he said he wouldn't until I got my shorts - from the neighbor in the apartment upstairs!
So I went upstairs and knocked on the door. A college-aged guy opened the door, took one look at me trying to pull my wifebeater down to cover my underwear, laughed and slammed the door in my face. I knocked again, but there was no answer. I was getting ready to go back downstairs but then the door opened again. This time, two college-aged girls were standing there. They saw me and started smirking. I told them my friend threw my shorts up on their balcony. One girl asked me if I wanted to come inside. Inside, there was the first guy, the two girls as well as another guy and another girl. They all laughed and I explained what happened again. The girls were like "awww, poor baby" and laughing. The first guy says he'll get my shorts but as he walks past me he pulls the back of my shirt up and over my head. Everyone laughed again. When I got my shirt fixed, one of the girls that opened the door says sarcastically "oooo, sweetie pie, those Fruit of the Looms are sooo sexy!" When the guy opened the door to his balcony, I went to get my shorts and he grabbed them and held them above my head. I told him to give me my shorts. He started to hand them to me, but when I reached out for them, he threw them over the balcony. Everyone laughed as I walked back toward the door. And a girl even took a cell phone pic. I had to walk all the way back downstairs in my underwear and get my shorts.
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