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What I do when I am bored
People say that I can think of some completely pointless things so I thought I'll show them so I decided to make a completly pointless story!
Here is my pointless story, have fun reading it!
It's called The Trip to the Yukon.
One day while rabbit the bear was hanging out with bear, the rabbit they met turtle the cow and turtles friend cow the turtle so while they were walking to the Yukon to get a slushy turtle the cow started to green out so rabbit the bear came up to him and punched turtle the cow in the face then cow the turtle walked up to bear the rabbit and stuck a basketball in his foot then bear the rabbit got so mad that he started to juggle monkeys then cow the turtle began to dance and eat frogs while rabbit the bear was typing out an essay on how to grab the air. And while everyone was doing everything turtle the cow began to shoot a rock that had another rock on it. After the shot went off bear the rabbit jumped in front of the bullet and took it to his ear and his ear came off then rabbit the bear started to foam from the mouth then he picked up a tree and ate it and started to choke. Then turtle the rabbit came up to him and kicked rabbit the bear in the nuts and then cut off his toe and through it in a lake. While he was doing that turtle the cow began to run in squares then he thought why am I running in squares so he started to run in octagons. The cow the turtle began to spontaneously burst into icicles and started to sing itsy bitsy spider but he was actually singing the lyrics to the song two little monkeys. Then rabbit the bear took a window that he found in his pocket and he smashed it on his hand. Then they all started to kill ants but they were to high on sulphur that they were actually having an orgy with a bunch of rocks. After all this they finally realized where they were they were in Thailand??? Wtf they started in Winnipeg how the fuk did they get there oh well so they walked around while they were kicking one another in the nuts. People were screaming because turtle the cow was poking at a wall and rabbit the bear was having sex with a caterpillar. Then turtle the cow ran up to a Asian and started to sing the song can¡¦t touch this. After he was done that an Asian person kicked him in the nuts then ripped off his middle toe on his right foot. After that bear the rabbit began to run into buildings until he realized he was a retard so he ran up the someone and saidƒnƒÖƒÔƒãƒØƒÖƒÔƒÚƒãƒÖƒØƒÔƒÙƒÖƒÚƒÖƒêƒoƒoƒoƒo then everyone was so disgusted that they set off all there nuclear bombs to the Yukon then as soon as the four friends heard this they started to sing Christmas carols and after they realized that they were praising Santa so they started to kill people then they ran off to somewhere but they stopped cuz some kind of big donut was stopping them so they started to eat one another¡¦s legs until they started to be hurt. Then turtle the cow began to jump in joy and then he shit his pants and fell to the ground dead then the 3 friends left stuck turtle the cow inside of a gorilla and started to walk again. While they were walking cow the turtle tripped on a line that was drawn on the ground then rabbit the bear took a javelin that he found on his head and stuck into cow the turtles left leg cow the turtle started to laugh and have a seizure but in a few seconds of that he got up and bit off bear the rabbits mouth and through it at a guy holding a knife then all the 3 friends looked at the guy then walked up to him and gave him a carved pumpkin and walked on wards. When they were walking they stopped by a gas station to get a space ship but when they walked in all there were was candles so they walked around and ate all the candles but then bear the rabbit started to feel bad in his right nostril so cow the turtle came up and kicked out his left leg and then rabbit the bear also came up and gave him a pat on the back then he started to scream and fly around the room like he was some kind of rock then he stopped and took a candle and through it at a door then he started to fly around the room again like a baseball bat this time and then cow the turtle shot him with a shot gun in the back then he fell to the ground and started to have a seizure then he got up bought a candle and walked out the door and started to eat dirt. Then the friends were off again walking then power walking then power power walking then they stopped and began to shoot trees with loaded water pistols after they thought that was pointless they began to run into the trees for about a few hours then they decided to go again. So they were walking when rabbit the bear started to hop on his head so the other two friends began to kick one another in the nuts then they realized they weren¡¦t in Thailand any more they were in Austral. Ok this is fucked up how did they walk pass the fucken sea to get there this makes no sense. Anyways they seen a bunch of people around them and they were all like how¡¦s yah doing mate then the three friends started to light them selves on fire but that didn¡¦t work so they just gave everyone there toes. Now they were walking all over Australia and then rabbit the bear said ƒÙƒnƒÜƒßƒæƒÕƒnƒàƒÙƒêƒêƒÑƒnƒÒƒåƒäƒnƒÓƒØƒÙƒÛƒÕƒÞƒnƒÙƒãƒnƒÝƒßƒÞƒÛƒÕƒéƒãƒnƒÑƒÞƒÔƒnƒØƒßƒÜƒéƒnƒäƒØƒÕƒnƒ×ƒåƒåƒ×ƒÛƒÕƒÛƒß. Then all of a sudden he started run ahead of them the other two friends stopped and began to have seizures then rabbit the bear came back and joined them. After all this rabbit the bear was beginning to combust into shaving cream when he started to go on a rampage killing all the dirt around him then bear the rabbit came up to him and he said he was a toilet then he took out a brick from his back pocket and smashed it over rabbit the bears head then rabbit the bear got up and started to poke out his fingers and then he got hit by a moose and got killed by an ant. Now there was only cow the turtle and bear the rabbit so they were off they were following a road when all of a sudden it wasn¡¦t a road its was magma so they started to take a bath when they noticed it was hot then they started to shake one another¡¦s hands and then they punched the magma for about an hour or two until they noticed all the magma was gone and they had no teeth. So they got up and they said they were hungry so they walked into value village and started to eat the shirts there once they new that that wasn¡¦t food they started to give people money after that was done they said I love juicy peanut butter. When they went out side they were thirst so they went to a park and started to eat birds when they noticed that they weren¡¦t hungry they were having a seizure. So they got up and they thought that all these seizures weren¡¦t healthy so they started to take some pills they stole from a bum that they found trying to jump off a side walk. They ate them and then everything was happy so cow the turtle ran up to a dragon that was actually a 600 pound mouse and he kicked it in the nuts then it ate his fingers and hit him into a tree that was actually a muffin in cow the turtles view so he started to eat the tree while bear the rabbit began to foam from the mouth and he walked up to a kid and ate the kids cookie and then took a dump on his face. After that the two friends began to run into cactuses. Wait wtf a cactus weren¡¦t they in a park in Australia omg what the hell is wrong with this¡K¡K anyways now the two friends were in some sort of dessert filled with sand but it was snowing there so the two friends ran around in a perfect trapezoid trying to catch the flying fish when they noticed that they were actually humping a cactus so they stopped and looked around for peanut butter because there mouths were dry so they walked around and eventually they found a snake they picked it up and it bit off both there noses so they petted it and let it bite of the rest of there fingers then they let it go. After a while they were still in the dessert trying to find there way out of the jungle that they thought they were in. after a while of that they started to swim in the lava but there was no lava they were actually swimming in a lake in the dessert. And once they noticed that they said damn were thirsty so continued there search for peanut butter. After a while they found a guy on a camel that said do you want a lift out of here and they said do you have peanut butter? The guy said I don¡¦t know what that is so the two friends dug a hole and started to dig around in circles until they noticed that the guy was gone so they followed the camels tracks until they found a big plant so they started to eat it unitll they noticed that it was a cactus again. So after a while cow the turtle said I want something to hug so he walked up to a lamp that they found and started to kick it while bear the rabbit was on the ground having a seizure after cow the turtle seen that he walked up to bear the rabbit but all of a sudden a big flying monkey came out of no were and snatched cow the turtle up and bit off its head and dropped the rest. Then bear the rabbit got up and kicked cow the turtles body in the nuts and then ate it then again but this time a giant flying bird came from out of the sand and picked up bear the rabbit and tore his body in half and through him perfectly into a quick sand pit then bear the rabbit couldn¡¦t move so he let it suck him down a few hours later he popped out of the ground and guess were he was! He was just out of¡K. Of¡K of¡K. Umm oh yah the Yukon finally fuck. Anyways he had no legs so he had to crawl in there while he was doing that he was punching people in the nuts. Then he found a guy on wheel chair so he punched the guy in the nuts and through him off and picked up the wheel chair and started to hop with it. While he was doing that he saw a convince store so he threw the wheel chair at some old guy taking off his mouth. He walked in and all they sold was forks so he took all the forks and threw them at other forks for about a few hours until he began to twitch out and then he decided to poke his right eye out with a fork then after that happened he started to fly around and then when he new he couldn¡¦t fly he fell and a fork cut off his arm. So he hopped out of the store and picked up his wheel chair and started to hop again until he found a coffee shop so he walked in but it said no wheel chairs so he took off the wheels of the chair so it was only a chair then he walked in. everyone was looking at him so he started to foam from the mouth then he took his chair and ate it. Then everyone started to scream so he punched everyone in the toes and walked out after that he was finally at a convince store that only sold slushies. So he walked in and pored him self a slushy then he walked out after eating off the cashiers left nostril then when he was about to take a sip all the nuclear bombs came and blew up the Yukon.
The End
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