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Ebonics vs. Sonics
At my high school, theres mostly two languages spoken: 'Sonics' (Stoner Talk) and 'Ebonics' (Ghetto Talk). It's amazing how different it is. Personally, I'm more of a 'Sonic'.
Everyday I walk into school and at least once get commented on the way I talk and I sure raise my eyebrows countless times at the Ebonics Slang.
Yesterday for example, I had a run in and I barely understood a word he said.
Me: Dude, what the c***, what are you trippin on? You need to mad chill. The Kid: I ain't your dude, tryin' to diss me out like a po catchin' a deboer. Me: Was that English?
Seriously, our English language barely exists. We have the word "baby's daddy" in the dictionary. That's sad. We need an Urban Dictionary to understand our fellow students. We can't listen to a new rap song without questioning its meaning. "Laffy Taffy," is that a butt? "My humps," etc.
The sad part is it's not just a phase we go through. Little 6 year olds are running around saying, "How you is?" My teachers speak like they're on an acid trip.
This is why everyone is stereotyped and considered 'Uh-oh Oreos' and other racist comments, because sadly if you're white we're expected to talk a certain way and same goes for blacks. Typing online is also different.
Sonics: Hey man, you wanna chill at s8zone? Ebonics: Sup Dawg h!T me ^ s0met!me.
Talking l!3k Th!$ t@k3z tw!c3 @$ l0nq 2 typ3 if u r3@lli Th!nk b0uT !t.
Will this generation be doomed to this new language? You decide the next time you write a text message or talk to your best friend.
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